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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:07
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How did you adjust to civilian life after your military service in the British Army?
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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
So they tried
Still no good.
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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